Michael Cohen: How Come I’m The One That’s Going To Prison, I’m Not The One That Slept With The Porn Star

“You are going to find me guilty of campaign finance, with McDougal or Stormy, and give me three years — really? And how come I’m the only one? I didn’t work for the campaign. I worked for him. And how come I’m the one that’s going to prison? I’m not the one that slept with the porn star. He was involved right from the very beginning. I wanted Allen to pay the money – I didn’t want to take it from my account.

“He wanted me to find somebody who wanted to become a member of a golf club or was going to have a party at one of the functions and they could take the hundred and thirty off of the bill that way and then they could pay me. I mean, he came up with a hundred different ideas.” – Michael Cohen, in a New Yorker profile by Jeffrey Toobin.