Tampa’s ABC affiliate reports:
A Florida man thought he was being smart when he stole opioids from the medicine cabinet of a home where he was staying. However, Peter Hans Emery, 56, quickly learned he didn’t steal opioids at all. Instead, the laxatives he took sent him running to the bathroom. The Smoking Gun reports Emery was caught on video Thursday morning “entering the victim’s lock box” at the Pinellas Park home and pouring pills in his hand.
— WPEC CBS12 News (@CBS12) January 28, 2019