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The Palm Beach Post reports:

A Florida man who drove his blue Ferrari into the water off a Palm Beach dock last month told police that Jesus told him to do it, according to a report released Monday. “Jesus made me the smartest man on Earth,” the man told police, the report says, “and it’s so hard to have this much responsibility.”

James A. Mucciaccio Jr., 48, of Deerfield Beach, Fla., caused about $50,000 worth of damage to his 2000 Ferrari coupe on Dec. 26 when he intentionally drove it off the dock, police said.

After reaching shore, Mucciaccio said Jesus told him to drive off the dock “and into a 6-foot window.” Mucciaccio also told police, “Money is going to be irrelevant in two days; remember to smile,” according to the report.