The Palm Beach Post reports:
A Florida man accused of destroying Christmas decorations after his sister asked him to speed up a romantic rendezvous with his girlfriend was arrested on several charges, an affidavit states.
Port. St. Lucie police on Dec. 4 went to a reported domestic disturbance and spoke to a woman identified as Zachary Crandall’s sister. The sister said she went to use the bathroom she shares with her brother, but discovered him in it having sex with his girlfriend.
She said she asked him a bunch of times to hurry up, but he refused. “During Zachary’s outrage, he began destroying the Christmas decorations in the living room, before throwing a diaper box in (his sister’s) direction,” the affidavit states.