Ann Coulter Poses A Riddle: How Do You Break Newt Gingrich’s Nose? “By Kicking Donald Trump In The Ass”

January 28, 2019 Idiocracy, Infighting Is Funny

I say it’s time for a cage match between these two:

Conservative commentator Ann Coulter is raking former House Speaker Newt Gingrich across the coals for shrugging off her anger towards President Donald Trump for caving on his border wall. Trump dismissed Coulter’s criticisms in his latest interview, and when Gingrich joined Fox & Friends on Monday, he went down a similar route by saying the president shouldn’t bother being concerned over immigration hard-liners.

Newt Gingrich claims I’m in “fantasyland” for criticizing the president for breaking his central campaign promise. It has now come to my attention that Trump HAS built the full border wall & it’s working BEAUTIFULLY. That is why Trump is sailing to re-election!

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 28, 2019

Newt’s right — I’m just selling books. But at least I don’t have to kiss Trump’s ass to do so.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 28, 2019

RIDDLE OF THE DAY: How do you break Newt Gingrich’s nose? (ANSWER: Kick Donald Trump in the ass.)

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 28, 2019

Poor Newt. At least Rudy got a job.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 28, 2019

The great thing about Newt is, you can always count on him to tell truth to power.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 28, 2019

To those who would attack Newt, please remember that just as collusion is not a crime, kissing the emperor’s ass violates no federal law.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 28, 2019

LITTLE-KNOWN LITERARY FACT: “The Emperor’s New Clothes” had to be edited for space. Lost was the scene where court haberdasher Newt Gingrich said, “Sir, you look splendid!”

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 28, 2019