CHATTER AWAY: Overnight Open Thread

Tampa’s ABC affiliate reports:

Local police are cracking down on one of the world’s oldest crimes, even if the attempted transactions are…unconventional. A Florida man is accused of offering to have oral sex with an undercover St. Petersburg police officer in exchange for a hamburger on Dec. 1. According to an arrest affidavit, Frank Caponi, 57, propositioned a female officer he thought was a prostitute. Authorities arrested him on a prostitution charge. It’s unclear what type of burger was allegedly offered.