CHATTER AWAY: Overnight Open Thread

The New York Daily News reports:

He’s guilty of nothing more than hitting the anatomical lottery. An accused subway sicko was acquitted of touching himself on a morning N train after the defense argued the well-endowed defendant was merely adjusting his prodigious package through his pants.

But straphanger Alethia Richardson, 32, contacted police after shooting a videotape that allegedly showed Kolaci engaged in hand-to-gland contact. “Disrespect. Nasty. Pervert,” she said into her phone camera before refocusing on Kolaci. Prosecutors agreed, arguing that Kolaci was indeed pleasuring himself.