CHATTER AWAY: Overnight Open Thread

December 1, 2018 JMG Community, Open Thread

Jacksonville’s CBS affiliate reports:

A Florida man was arrested after witnesses claimed they saw him masturbating on a Nassau County beach. Raymond Martz was charged with exposure of sexual organs. Martz told deputies that he was only adjusting his shorts. Later, during an interview, Martz admitted having his genitals exposed but said it was “to air them out,” the report said. Martz was released after being interviewed.

Florida Man Denies Masturbating on Beach, Says He Was “Airing Out” His Penis https://t.co/Hbr7546Ny6 pic.twitter.com/A9rB8mD3BS

— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) December 1, 2018

Florida Man Burst Through Wall With Pants Around His Ankles as He Attempts to Rob Hyundai Dealership https://t.co/YSZsGwU7QN pic.twitter.com/IQBfAbaFXH

— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) December 1, 2018

Hallandale Beach just elected a new mayor! Her name is Joy Adams, and she’s vowed to bring respect back to…aaaaand she just had to apologize for anti-semitism. https://t.co/HSQZlJ5M6m

— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) November 29, 2018