Click Orlando reports:
A 36-year-old Florida man is accused of stabbing a woman with a fork over an undercooked baked potato, police said. Action News Jax reports Kenneth Crumpton was arrested Monday and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. He remained in the Nassau County Jail on a $25,002 bond Tuesday. Police said the woman had multiple stab wounds and blood was on her head, but she refused treatment for her injuries.
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