CHATTER AWAY: Overnight Open Thread

The Orlando Sentinel reports:

And so an alligator walks into a Walmart in Florida. It’s not a stand-up comedy shtick. Only another Florida Man story, with a slice of Animal Planet. Credit goes to Michael Connor, who arrived on the scene to escort the unwanted shopper out the door. The gator was captured in good health and relocated to a safer location.

“He wandered into the employee break area,” said Master Sgt. Frank Sabol, Port St. Lucie police spokesman.

“He scooped him up and escorted him off the property, gave him a trespass warning,” “He complied, didn’t resist us much,” Sabol said. “With our show of force and verbal commands we were able to take him into custody.”