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You knew prophetess Kat Kerr would be on this, right?
Kyle Mantyla as the transcript at Right Wing Watch:
“We’re going to take authority over Florence and we say you will become nothing. You will not do destruction to land or to people or to property. We command the millibars to rise, rise, rise in Florence. You rise, millibars! You dissipate that storm, you get it downgraded, downgraded, downgraded. We’re not going to agree with any of the forecasts they are giving for that storm, the categories it is going to get to, the damage it is going to do, the flooding it’s going to do. We are crushing it.
“This is not a game. We take authority over Florence and we say, ‘You will not grow, you will not hit land, you will not do destructive things to America or anywhere.’ As a member of the body of Christ, I have authority over the storms and right now, I take authority over Florence, over any of the demonic army controlling it and powering it and steering it and I say, ‘No, you do not have authority over the weather, but we do.’
“It will be diminished and downgraded, downgraded, downgraded. We say Florence will come to nothing and it will be quickly and it will be seen by everyone that goes online, anyone who watches the weather, the weather [reporters] will be forced for forecast it, they will be forced to talk about it. This is why God is doing this, so they will physically see that we, as believers, have authority over the weather.”
Lady Miss Kerr made this prophecy last week, so obviously her 100% fail track record remains completely intact.
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