CHATTER AWAY: Overnight Open Thread

The Miami Herald reports:

A Florida man was arrested Saturday morning after getting stuck up on a roof of a convenience store in DeLand, north of Orlando. According to a video released by the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office, the owner of the store saw a head pop over the roof of the locked store and heard a man saying, “I’m dying. I need help.” That’s when the owner called cops. After law enforcement officers got him down, the shirtless man, later identified as Michael Monacelli, said he was simply thirsty and in need of water.