Never change, Florida Man. Fox News reports:
A Florida man was arrested after allegedly gave his girlfriend a “wet willy” while he was belligerent, an affidavit says.
A local sheriff’s deputy was called to the home of 47-year-old Joseph Sireci in mid-August. The man’s girlfriend claimed that she found Sireci drunk on the living room floor after she returned home from work.
According to inmate records, Sireci was arrested on a battery charge. He declined to give a written statement, but said he wasn’t drunk.