CHATTER AWAY: Overnight Open Thread

Tonight’s Florida Man episode via the Tampa Bay Times:

A husband and wife were having dinner in a Japanese steakhouse when, according to court records, a Florida man offered them something they hadn’t ordered: an erotic dance. Police said James Dylan Jordan, 24, drunkenly approached the couple in the Kobe Japanese Steakhouse on U.S. 19. Then he started taking off his clothes and dancing in front of the woman. When she told him to stop, he insulted her and threatened to fight her husband, according to court records. He was arrested by Pinellas County Sheriff’s deputies on a charge of disorderly conduct in an establishment and taken to jail.