CHATTER AWAY: Overnight Open Thread

Oral sex news to start you off:

Uganda’s President Yoweri Museveni has said “outsiders” are trying to corrupt his people by convincing them to have oral sex. During a public speech on Sunday, Museveni said that oral sex is “wrong” because mouths are “meant for eating.”

“Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders,” Museveni told the audience. “One of them is what they call oral sex. The mouth is for eating, not for sex.” “We know the address of sex; we know where sex is,” Museveni warned ominously, as the audience laughed.