Kellyanne Conway Solves The Opioid Crisis: Eat The Ice Cream, Have The French Fry, Don’t Buy The Street Drug

“On our college campuses, your folks are reading the labels, they won’t put any sugar in their body, they don’t eat carbs anymore, and they’re very, very fastidious about what goes into their body. And then you buy a street drug for $5 or $10, it’s laced with fentanyl, and that’s it. So I guess my short advice is, as somebody double your age: eat the ice cream, have the french fry, don’t buy the street drug. Believe me, it all works out.” – Propaganda Minister Kellyanne Conway, speaking to college students today at a White House forum on the opioid crisis.