Trump 2020 Campaign: Give Us At Least $35 And We’ll Stream Your Name On Our Site During SOTU Address

Splinter News reports:

Want to see your name flash across the stream of a broadcast of tonight’s State of the Union address? Well, now you can, for the low low price of a $35 donation to Donald Trump’s presidential campaign. “This is a movement. It’s not about just one of us. It’s about ALL of us. Which is why your name deserves to be displayed during Tuesday night’s speech,” a fundraising solicitation posted on Monday.

Donating at least $35—or as much as $2,700, the maximum individual donation per election—means seeing your name displayed during a stream of the speech on Trump’s campaign website. While it’s par for the course for politicians of all stripes to fundraise off the State of the Union, it’s unusual for a president to launch such a lame cash-grabbing ploy even before the speech. But if you’re the kind of person inclined to watch the speech on Trump’s website in the first place, seeing “MAGAChud1488″ flash across your eyes will probably feel like the peak of human achievement.