Far-Right Nutbags Agree: GOP Train Crash Was Deep State Kamikaze False Flag Derp Derpity Derp Derp

I called this the minute the crash happened:

Paul Ryan was onboard the train carrying lawmakers, a whole bunch of lawmakers, to a high-level GOP retreat. A truck kamikaze rammed it, a cement truck, a big truck, a dump truck kamikaze rammed it. And Paul Ryan was on board. There’s one dead. A bunch of people injured. But what’s the odds of this? No, this is a message, you better believe it.

This is a serious message, very serious message that we can get you anywhere you are. You go to your baseball practice, we’re going to shoot you. We’re going to come after your family. Rammed the front of the train, killing the driver and derailing part of the train. This country is in a civil war. You can believe this was on purpose.

The homocons at YourNewsWire agree:

The Amtrak train crash featuring Republican members of Congress was a false flag orchestrated by the Deep State in an attempt to avoid the release of the FISA Abuse memo, according to White House sources.

The announcement was made after a specially chartered train for Republican members of Congress was struck by a union-linked dump truck near Charlottesville, Virginia, on Wednesday morning. One person has been confirmed dead.

According to QAnon, the White House staffer who has predicted the future with remarkable accuracy in the last two months, the Deep State is running scared and attempting to cover its tracks. Senior FBI and high-level Obama-era officials are set to be directly implicated in prosecutable offenses.