Alex Jones: Maybe “Old Lizard” Carrie Fisher Was Murdered To Increase The Box Office For The Last Jedi

“Poor Carrie Fisher, you can see her tweets and videos before she died, and that was during the filming, she died right at the end of filming, she died right as it ended, she flew back. I’m not saying it’s a star murder or anything, but we know in Hollywood sometimes when they think you’re finally done, if you die right after your last record, your last movie, then it triples or quadruples your portfolio. But she just completed it perfectly.

“Flying back, I guess celebrating or whatever, had a bunch of different drugs in her systems and things. And I’m very sad for her, thought she played the goddess archetype very, very well, did a great job in the first films, had a long life, a lot of substance problems, a lot of this had been affected by [inaudible] family, so I don’t put her down.

“But it was like watching an under the bridge dweller, like we have near the office, who I try to bring food and stuff, who, she looked like a basically an old lizard that lived under a bridge or something that could hardly talk.” – Alex Jones, also ranting that all the Star Wars villains are men.