Jim Bakker: “Merry Christmas” Was Outlawed Years Ago

While hawking his Official End Times Jesus His Damn Self ornaments on his show today, bisexual scamvangelist Jim Bakker revealed that saying “Merry Christmas” was outlawed years ago.

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch:

Bakker said that he has been searching for Christmas ornaments that feature Jesus instead of Santa because Christmas “is the birthday of Jesus Christ” and complained that he wants to be able to buy a Christmas tree instead of a “holiday tree.”

“They outlawed ‘Merry Christmas’ a few years ago and you know it,” he said. “You couldn’t even say ‘Merry Christmas” at Walmart and the Walmart greeters told me they weren’t allowed to say it. But we all started writing and what did we do? We changed it. We changed it. We all worked together. You don’t have to lay down for it.”