Pastor Bad Wig Takes Authority Over Hurricane Maria In The Name Of Jesus, Orders It Not To Hit Puerto Rico

“We see that hurricane coming to Puerto Rico. We command the hurricane to veer off course into the ocean, ricochet off into the ocean, ricochet off into the ocean, you shall not hit nor shall you destroy Puerto Rico. In the name of Jesus, we thank you Lord that you are giving us power over the elements because they have to submit to the authority of Jesus on the earth.

“We take that authority over the hurricane and command it to depart from Puerto Rico into the ocean. We intercede for the defenseless. That’s enough! That’s enough already with these hurricanes. That’s it, stop it!” – Pastor Lance Wallnau, fresh off his “successful” prayer to change the course of Hurricane Irma.

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Wallnau releases the “Jezebel spirit” on Robert Mueller. Wallnau prays to protect Trump from witches, jinxes, and demons that jump into dogs. Wallnau prays for God to “unleash his holy sword” and smite Trump’s enemies. Wallnau claims angels literally dusted his face with gold flakes as a reward for loving Trump. Wallnau prays away obstruction of justice charges against Trump in the name of Jesus. Wallnau claims a gay bar owner was “cured of homosexuality” after eating a slice of anointed cake.