HUMILIATION II: Anti-Marriage Hate March Draws 47

After more than six months of near daily money begs and incessant cries of impending victory due to the election of Donald Trump, NOM’s fifth annual anti-LGBT marriage march in Washington DC today drew a hilarious 47 attendees (“including babies”) according to a count done by one of our friends on Twitter.

That NOM leader Brian Brown held the event in the first place after last year’s event drew a humiliating attendance of fewer than 200 only confirms our belief that the march is nothing but fundraising scam. As the Ochre-In-Chief would say, SAD!

As you can see below, aside from a wandering tourist family or two, the only other attendees appear to be members of the Red-Caped Catholic Loons.