Gifts For The Christian Who Has Everything

Via press release from Christian Newswire:

Here’s the Perfect Lenten Gift for the Christian who has everything! This unique novelty gift will bless all who receive it, this Lenten Season! The ‘GODLY’ message, on all of our Lenten Blankets, will be forever cherished by Christians around the world! Its message is for everyone who has accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior and believe in the Power of the Blood of Jesus! “What can wash away your sin? Nothing but the BLOOD of JESUS!” Our special Lenten price: $29.99!

The slogan is also available on glow-in-the-dark wristbands (red, natch), coffee mugs, tote bags, ball caps, and t-shirts. Sadly, Blood Of Jesus whips are not available, denying the devout the full Passion Of The Christ experience.