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FIRE SAFETY IS FOR CUCKS: Loony Louis Gohmert Is Pissed He Can’t Grill Ribs On His Office Balcony [VIDEO]

Loony Louis Gohmert actually took to the podium of the US House today to bitch that US Capitol fire safety rules don’t allow him to barbecue ribs on his office balcony for the quarterly party he throws for fellow reps. According to Gohmert, “all of the networks” want to do stories about his fantastic ribs, but thanks to typical government overreach and “misplaced priorities” his ribs have gone ungrilled for the last seven years. Surely Hair Furor will fix this!