Trump Sells $35 “Gold Executive Membership” Cards That Will Prove You Hate Muslims And Foreigners

Yes, kids. This is a real actual thing. Via Raw Story:

Donald Trump’s presidential campaign has been so bad that many people have wondered if it’s not just an elaborate marketing stunt gone wrong.

Trump’s campaign offered more evidence for this theory on Tuesday afternoon, when it sent out a fundraiser email that offered donors a chance to get their very own gold “Donald J. Trump Gold Executive Membership Card” if they shell out cash to the campaign.

According to Trump, the card will signify to the world that you “are tired of a government that bows down to foreigners, refuses to even say the words ‘Radical Islam,’ and leaves our borders wide open!”

We have passed the point of “are you f-ing kidding me?” pic.twitter.com/oEgQtNw1XE

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) August 9, 2016

Trump rolls out “Gold Executive Membership Card” for donors.

Hoping I can charge millions, then declare bankruptcy pic.twitter.com/sJEvE6vm3J

— Christina Wilkie (@christinawilkie) August 9, 2016