Bro Bible recaps:
Gotta love this video from Chubbies. They have a great point — Why is there no men’s synchronized swimming? Isn’t it sexist that the sport is only open to females in 2016? Shouldn’t fat dudes with dad bods like me be able to rock nose plugs, a swimmer cap, and a Speedo to do water acrobatics? I’m a goddamn good swimmer and, like these Chubster, I should get a shot in the pool to prove that dudes can synchronize swim too. I’d one-up this perfect 10 performance by adding in burrito-eating.
The music is Palco, by famed Brazilian artist Gilberto Gil.
(Tipped by JMG reader Greg)