Ted Cruz Promises Not To Ban Dildos [AUDIO]

Earlier this week Mother Jones reported that Ted Cruz defended a ban on dildos while Texas Solicitor General. Today Cruz promises that your jackrabbits and double-endeds are safe under his presidency. Buzzfeed reports:

Cruz, asked by WABC radio host and Curtis Silwa if he would ban “the sale of sexual toys, dildo as anything that sexually stimulates you,” answered that he would not. “Look, of course not, it’s a ridiculous question and of course not,” Cruz told Silwa on Friday. “What people do in their own private time with themselves is their own business and it’s none of government’s business.”

Start the audio at 5:00. Curtis Sliwa, by the way, is one of the looniest loons ever to loon out of Loon Town.