Ted Cruz Prayer Team: Satan Rejoices Every Time One Of Our Emails Doesn’t Go Through [AUDIO]

A few days ago the Dallas Morning News took a look at Ted Cruz’s “prayer team” – his group of supporters in charge of making sure that White Jesus stops inquisitive journalists from unleashing Satan upon the campaign. An excerpt:

The devil is addressed as a direct, if corporeal threat regularly invoked by pastors on the prayer calls.

“Satan would love nothing more than to lead Senator Cruz and his family into temptation as they may be apart from each other, and Father, I just pray that You would protect him from those temptations, Father, that You would control his thoughts and his mind, Father, that You would control every action that he would be part of,” prayed Darran Whiting of Liberty Baptist Church in Iowa. “Father, I pray you give him your guidance; I pray, Father, that as he rests in You that You would give him the knowledge and the wisdom to know exactly how to handle every situation.”

“He’s going to be surrounded by adversaries and the devil will be ever present,” prayed Pastor Caleb Garraway on Jan. 5. “We’re asking for wisdom and the armor of God.”

Of special note among these enemies are journalists, who are at turns malicious and unwitting. “When the tough questions come from reporters, I pray, Father, that he would find grace and patience in the face of any attack,” Whiting prayed in the same call.

Below is a recording of one such prayer call. It has to be heard to be believed.