Ted Cruz Channels Eugene Delguadio, Part II

“Dear Joe, I’m praying this email reaches you immediately because I really do need your help before the clock runs out…let me explain. We received great news when a few very generous donors stepped up after we won Iowa and agreed to match all online donations — one for one — for 48 hours, BUT that has expired. You can see how this is the most important message I’ve sent you. Please, can I count on you to respond right away? Any amount helps, and with just days before the New Hampshire primary — I need every last bit of support I can get. If you’ve already donated, thank you. I wish I didn’t have to ask…but as one of my most trusted supporters, can I count on you to make the most of this opportunity and donate again? Joe, the next 24 hours are critical. Your action today will give me the momentum I need leading into New Hampshire, South Carolina, and beyond.” – Ted Cruz, writing on a dark and stormy night from a remote warehouse swarming with long-haired men.