Loony tune Rafael Cruz says that the decision for his son to run for president came when they had been kneeling for two hours in the office of his Houston pastor. Suddenly the presence of White Jesus appeared and overcome with the Holy Spirit, Ted exclaimed, “Here am I Lord, use me. Here am I Lord, I surrender to whatever Your will for my life is!” For realz. Watch below.
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