Wrestler Wins Through Sheer Penis Power [VIDEO]

Yeah, this is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Via the New York Daily News:

The competition to find a finishing move better than Joey Ryan’s is gonna be stiff. The wrestler won his match with Danshoku Dino in Osaka, Japan, by using penis power. Dino grabbed Ryan’s crotch and the mustached mauler disapprovingly shook his head — “No, no, no,” he said — before flexing his penis and dropping Dino in pain. Why didn’t he just let go? It’s pro wrestling, that’s why. And if he let go, we wouldn’t have this clip.

(Tipped by JMG reader Tom)