Ted Cruz: Win A Shotgun With My Name On It

If you sign up for the Ted Cruz money beg list, you’ll be entered to win a shotgun which is engraved with his name. What, no assault rifle? I’ve signed up just for the viral video fun that could result from sawing it into a million pieces. Note the disclaimer for the contest: “Promotion open only to U.S. citizens, or lawful permanent U.S. residents who are United States Citizens and are 21.”