Dr. Stabby: I’m The GOP’s Best Chance Against Hillary

Ben Carson’s latest money beg declares him to be the GOP’s only hope against Hillary Clinton. And if you send him at least $25, you’ll get a Carson 2016 camouflage trucker hat. Because reasons. From the email:

Pamela, It’s been a tremendous year. For a campaign that all the “experts” routinely dismissed, we’ve built a real movement. We’ve received over one million grassroots donations and consistently placed within the top tier of Republican presidential candidates. Time and again, polls show us with the best chance of defeating Hillary Clinton.

Now it’s time to close out 2015 in the strongest way possible. And I need your help. Today. Actual voting begins in just over a month, and everything we’ve been fighting for will come to a head.

To ensure that we hit all of our goals and have all the resources we need, we’ve begun a massive nationwide fundraising drive. For the first 10,000 people to give $25 or more, we will send you an exclusive, limited-edition Ben Carson for President camo hat. Please go here to make a donation now.

We’re running TV ads, recruiting and mobilizing our most likely supporters in early-voting states, and campaigning night and day. That is what your donation today will help to fund.

Thank you for joining me and helping to make this an incredible year. I hope I can count on your support today as we work to close out 2015 in the strongest way possible.

UNRELATED: I’ve got no idea why the Carson campaign thinks my name is Pamela. Similarly, the Human Rights Campaign has been calling me Gina for about a decade.