Now On Sale By Matt Barber

In this week’s newsletter Matt Barber invites you to squeeze Hillary Clinton’s head into “even more monstrous expressions than she normally has.” From the sales pitch:

“Made exclusively for Patriot Depot, our Hillary Squeeze Toy is the perfect way to vent your frustrations throughout the day. I keep one of these on my desk, so anytime I need a little stress relief, my friend Hillary is right there for me. Give her a good squeeze or two, and before you know it you’ll be feeling relaxed and ready to take on the next project. And when you need a few laughs to lighten up your day, you can have loads of fun twisting, squishing, and turning her head into even more monstrous expressions than she normally has. I suggest getting a few so you can keep one on your desk for those Monday mornings, one in the car for the frustrations of rush hour, one for your dog to destroy, and one to give to a friend.”

Last week’s newsletter pitched copies of the “Patriot’s Bible” – just in case Hillary Clinton bans the bible after taking office.