Pat Robertson: Five Billion Humans On Earth Will Never Be Happy Because They Don’t Know Jesus [VIDEO]

Speaking on today’s episode of The 700 Club, Pat Robertson declared that nobody can ever be happy unless they are “happy in Jesus.” Which REALLY sucks for the planet’s five billion doomed-to-unending-sorrow not-knowing-Jesus non-Christians. But Robertson isn’t really worried about THOSE people, he’s worried about not-knowing-Jesus homosexuals, who he invited to call his switchboard for immediate salvation and therefore, happiness.