Monthly Archives: August 2015

Sarah Palin: Lamestream Media Tried To “Gotcha” Donald Trump With Questions About His Favorite Bible Verse

Caribou Barbie RILLY RILLY wants to be vice president. From her Facebook page: WTH, LAMESTREAM MEDIA! STAY OUT OF MY BIBLE. WTH? Lamestream media asks GOP personal, spiritual “gotchas” that they’d NEVER ask Hillary, or they’d feed the question to her and/or liberal cohorts before they asked it on-air (we know how these things work, lapdog media… the public’s on …

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Viral Video Of The Day

Nearly 2M views. “While the Des Moines Superintendent was beginning her speech at the welcome back meeting, the teachers of the district created a flash mob to the enjoyment of their unsuspecting colleagues. With only one more day of preparation left, the teachers shared their talents by performing a parody of the song, “One More Day” from Les Miserables.”

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Financial Crisis For Southern Baptist Convention

Well, this is a shame. Christianity Today reports: Two months after promoting plans to send out “limitless” numbers of missionaries, the International Mission Board (IMB) of the Southern Baptist Convention (SBC) faces a financial crisis. IMB president David Platt announced Thursday that the agency needs to cut at least 600 missionaries and staff in order to balance its budget. Those …

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Breitbart Promotes Anti-Gay Petition To Pope From The Red-Caped Catholic Loons, Over 500,000 Have Already Signed

Breitbart gleefully reports that over half a million have signed a petition from the red-caped Catholic loons which calls on Pope Francis to defend the “traditional family” and denounce same-sex marriage. Plus some other Catholic-y stuff! From the petition: Holy Father, In view of the Synod on the family to be held in October 2015, we filially address Your Holiness …

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Gizmodo: Ashley Madison Has Virtually No Real Females

The hackers who brought down Ashely Madison say they acted because the site defrauded would-be adulterous men by faking millions of female profiles. An exhaustive analysis performed by Gizmodo has confirmed this. They write: Three data fields changed everything. The first field, called mail_last_time, contained a timestamp indicating the last time a member checked the messages in their Ashley Madison …

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Texas Values Money Beg: Help Us Rise Up And Save America From Its Homosexual Occupying Army

According to infamously cuckolded-by-a-lesbian Texas Values head Jonathan Saenz, a homosexual occupying army now has its boot on the neck of America. And he needs a whole lot of Jesus Bucks to fund the resistance. He writes: America today is occupied territory. The enemies of religious freedom occupy every power center from government to academia. Everyone except its spiritual core. …

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Bryan Fischer: Obama Cracked Down On Rentboy.com As A Ploy To Open The Door To Legalizing Prostitution

“Why would Obama suddenly bring the hammer down on homosexual prostitution? Maybe, in the wake of the Ashley Madison hack, he wants to get all the client information from this website in federal custody to protect the identities of his political and social friends who may be customers. Or Obama believes, with homosexuality being the flavor of the year in …

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Donald Trump Cozies Up To Molestation/Adultery/Prostitution Scandal Ridden KKK-Affiliated Anti-LGBT Hate Group [VIDEO]

Last night Tony Perkins appeared on Fox News to declare that Jesus can still save Josh Duggar despite all that compulsively shoving his no-no pole into forbidden random lady holes, prompting Donald Trump to tweet his congratulations. In recent days Trump has been trying to win cred with the evangelicals, repeatedly declaring that that bible is his “favorite book” despite …

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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – Downtown

LGBT allies Macklemore & Ryan Lewis are winning raves for their new single. Via Rolling Stone: Macklemore and Ryan Lewis hit the streets with hip-hop pioneers Grandmaster Caz, Kool Moe Dee and Melle Mel in the humongous, charmingly ridiculous video for “Downtown,” which also features Foxy Shazam vocalist, Eric Nally. The clip and punchy, funky track bear an initial resemblance …

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Sarah Palin Continues Bid For Vice President Consideration: Donald Trump Is “Getting Crucified” For Telling The Truth

“Man he is just getting crucified out there just for telling the truth. He’s doing a good job of that and he’s shaking it up the way it should be, and he’s leading other candidates and having to talk about the issues that average Joe Six-Pack American wants to hear and wants to talk about. I’m certainly all about this …

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There’s A New Star Wars VII Teaser

Vox recaps: That disturbance in the force can only mean one thing: Star Wars: The Force Awakens has released new footage. Granted, it’s not a whole lot of footage, since the clip was released on Instagram. In fact, this latest chapter of the Star Wars franchise has played it particularly close to the vest as far as new video goes. …

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Focus On The Family: Christians Put Their Jobs On The Line By Supporting Anti-Gay County Clerk Kim Davis [VIDEO]

Focus Of The Family has posted a recap of last week’s anti-gay rally in support of renegade Kentucky country clerk Kim Davis. According to FOTF, those brave martyred Christians “endangered their livelihoods” merely by showing up to wave misspelled signs about Jesus. In the clip below Davis and her totally not related but probably secretly related fellow clerk Casey Davis …

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PENNSYLVANIA: Sweeping LGBT Rights Bill Introduced

Pennsylvania Democrats are taking another run at a comprehensive LGBT rights bill.  Via press release from state Rep. Brian Sims: “While Pennsylvanians have enjoyed the right to marriage equality for over a year now, we are long past due for equality in our discrimination laws. This is no longer a progressive issue, but an issue of basic fairness. As we …

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Father Of Ted Cruz: Satanic Obergefell Ruling Means Churches Will Be Forced To Hire Homosexual Pastors [VIDEO]

“The Devil always overplays his hand and the Devil overplayed his hand with that decision on June 26. You’ve got to realize that that decision was not about homosexual marriage, that decision was a decision against religious liberty. What was the basis for their decision? It was the 14th Amendment. That means they’re calling homosexuality a civil right. Understand me …

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Right Wing Hero George Zimmerman Calls Obama “Baboon”

In a barrage of racist tweets posted in reaction to the “pansy” Virginia gunman, Trayvon Martin’s killer George Zimmerman has called the president a “baboon.” Zimmerman then followed up with a mocking poolside photo of himself sporting a large gold cross. Because Jesus is love and shit. Stand by for Breitbart to publish an angry denouncement of leftist race-baiters who …

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Breitbart Headline Of The Day

In today’s top post the knuckle-draggers at Stormfront Breitbart report the SHOCKING news that a rainbow flag has been “confiscated” from the apartment of the Virginia gunman. Which means that he was clearly a hate-crazed homofascist and definitely NOT a religious loony tune commanded to kill by Jesus as the gunman himself declared in his manifesto. They write: The gay …

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REPORT: Ashley Madison Nearly Bought Grindr

The gay community may have dodged a huge bullet as it’s being reported that Ashley Madison execs were seriously considering buying Grindr before their hacking scandal. Forbes reports: Amongst the masses of emails dumped by The Impact Team, a group of hackers who have made a mockery of Ashley Madison’s digital defences this month, are a handful of conversations showing …

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KENTUCKY: Office Of Kim Davis Again Turns Away Gay Couple On Morning After Smackdown By Sixth Circuit Court

Yesterday afternoon the Sixth Circuit Court told Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis to suck it. And today her office again turned away a gay couple seeking a marriage license. Via the Associated Press: Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis has refused to issue any marriage licenses, citing her Christian faith and constitutional right to religious freedom, since the landmark decision in …

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Tonight: Some JMG Maintenance

As I mentioned in the comments of a post last night, last week’s JMG capacity fix proved to be short-lived and yesterday we again suffered through some agonizing site issues driven by unusually high traffic. (Thanks, Josh Duggar!) Therefore at 11PM tonight this here website thingy will again hitch up her skirts and migrate to a fancy deluxe high-capacity standalone …

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Pollsters: Which Word Best Describes Donald Trump?

<span style=”font-size: 14pt;”>The Quinnipiac poll cited in the post below this one also asked likely voters which word they most associate with Donald Trump. The top three responses: blowhard, arrogant, and businessman. Which one word would YOU use?</span>

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