Hookers 4 Hillary

Via the Daily Mail:

A group of Nevada sex workers have come out in favor of Democratic contender Hillary Clinton for president. The group, calling themselves Hookers For Hillary, all work at Dennis Hof’s infamous Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Carson City. The legal brothel, which was the subject of HBO’s Cathouse series, has drafted a four-point platform explaining their endorsement. According to their website, they’re supporting the former secretary of state because of her work on health care reform, foreign relation experience, tax reform and responsible government oversight on public health issues.

The endorsement has been headline heaven across Teabagistan.