Cindy Jacobs: I Stopped The Shoe-Bomber

Via Kyle Mantyla at Right Wing Watch:

It seems that Jacobs has stopped so many terrorist attacks that she can’t even keep them all straight any more, as she also recalled the time when she woke up in the middle of the night because “there’s somebody getting on a plane in London and they’re going to try to blow up the plane” and so she prayed and ultimately stopped the attack that was to be carried out by shoe bomber Richard Reed. Reed, for the record, was traveling from Paris, not London.


PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Cindy Jacob says her six year-old son prayed away the assassination of Ronald Reagan. Cindy Jacobs prays away her own tumor. God tells Cindy Jacobs that he’s going to punish America for gay marriage. Cindy Jacobs prays away a terrorist sleeper cell. Cindy Jacobs prays away mental illness (but only in others). Cindy Jacobs prays away a car crash that would have killed David Barton. Cindy Jacobs’ daughter prays away a tornado. Cindy Jacobs prays away the global recession. God sends Cindy Jacobs magical spaghetti.  Cindy Jacobs prays away Hurricane Sandy. (It totally didn’t hit Nebraska.) Cindy Jacobs reveals that God killed thousands of birds because of the repeal of DADT.