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Freep This NOM Petition

In a pathetically transparent ploy to build their money beg list, NOM has launched a “petition” at the Washington Times where they vaguely promise to send your name to someone in “our government.” Feel free to add your “name” and “email” to the list. Among the fewer than 200 signees so far you’ll find Ima Cretin, Moonie Van Moonie, Bigot Party, Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Bertha Christ, and Sister Mary Underpants. Here’s a list of names that might provide inspiration.

UPDATE: They’re onto us. After the posting of several hundred really funny names, the paper has taken down the ability to view signatures. But you can still add your “name” to the petition.