FLORIDA: Crackpot Seeks To Intervene In Gay Marriage Case So He Can Marry His “Porn Filled Apple Computer”

Remember the guy who sued Apple last year because his computer didn’t block him from accessing the porn which ruined his marriage? He’s back. Via the Broward New Times:

Enter Chris Sevier, “a former Judge Advocate and combat veteran” who filed a motion to intervene on the Florida gay marriage case on behalf of “other minority sexual orientation groups.” In the 24-page document, Sevier says that if gay couples “have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object.” Which is? “My porn filled Apple computer,” according to Sevier’s filing. “Recently, I purchased an Apple computer. The computer was sold to me without filters to block out pornography. I was not provided with any warning by Apple that pornography was highly addictive and could alter my reward cycle by the manufacturer. Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women. Naturally, I ‘fell in love’ with my computer and preferred having sex with it over all other persons or things, as a result of classic conditioning upon orgasm.”

New Times notes that Sevier also sued A&E for suspending Phil Robertson and he attempted to intervene in Utah’s marriage equality case. The judge in Florida has slapped him down: “Perhaps the motion is satirical. Or perhaps it is only removed from reality. Either way, the motion has no place in this lawsuit.” (Tipped by JMG reader Scott)

RELATED: Sevier is also a wannabe model.

There is nothing inherently wrong with fashion and celebrating such things. For me placing the focus on beauty on the inside is more essential than the outside. Otherwise, fashion things can become destructive, if one believes that is all there is. Beauty fades and for those of us who place that as paramount to all things will fade with it. I venture on overseas mission trips every other month to work on my heart in the same way that I go to the gym to work up a six pack in an effort to portray a brand in the best light.