Alex Jones Goes To Dallas

Crackpot conspiracy theorist Alex Jones loaded his flying saucer with several dozen fellow crazies yesterday to descend on Dealey Plaza in Dallas so that they could, at last, reveal the truth about JFK’s assassination. On Wednesday, Jones had exposed the super-secret plot of the Dallas police to kidnap him before the protest so that the truth never comes out. Unfortunately, that kidnapping plot was foiled and Jones and his band of asylum escapees were able to create headaches for local law enforcement.

RELATED: Yesterday I took the above photo on the Upper East Side, where Jones’ brigade of batshittery has been tagging the sidewalks.