Shark On The Train

No, it’s not the latest movie from SyFy. Somebody found a dead shark today on the Queens-bound N train.  Gothamist asked the MTA how these situations are handled: “Live sharks are wrangled by Shark Maintainer IIs, who have passed the
qualification test and have minimum three years in the Shark Maintainer I
title. Dead ones are handled by Shark Maintainer Is, or if none are
available on that shift, then by Aquatic Mammal Handler IIs.”  Best comment on Gothamist: “Famous last words: ‘Quick…. please…. tell… me… which train to… the… Coney Island…. Aquari...”