“I found myself in an elevator with Mrs. Clinton once. It was at a wedding, Brooklyn, doors locked, she hits the stop button. She said, ‘Oh Rush, I’ve wanted to see you for so long, and nobody would believe it. Would you, would you make a real woman out of me?’ I said, ‘Sure, let’s take off our clothes.’ So I took mine off, and I pointed and I said, ‘Now fold them.'” – Rush Limbaugh, speaking on yesterday’s radio show.