Mark Cuban To Donald Trump: I’ll Give You $1M To Shave That Thing On Your Head

Dallas Mavericks owner and loudmouth billionaire Mark Cuban says he’ll donate $1 million to charity if Donald Trump will shave that rat’s nest on his head.

The offer comes in response to Trump’s recent public offer to President Obama. In a thoroughly ridiculous announcement last week, Trump pledged to donate $5 million to a charity of President Obama’s choice if the president released top-secret mystery documents, like Obama’s school transcripts. Trump then bashed President Obama in a new video this week for missing the arbitrary one-week deadline Trump gave him to respond to the $5 million offer. We join Donald Trump in his disbelief that the president didn’t drop Hurricane Sandy relief coordination efforts, ditch tours of disaster-areas and bail on the final days of his re-election campaign so he could phone for a list of electives he took in high school and get personal references from his childhood babysitters. We’re shocked. Absolutely shocked.

Trump has yet to respond via Twitter, his usual forum for attacks.