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Five Hour Gay is made using a patented process of careful extraction from Gay Coffee’s already 100% Gay Certified coffee beans, and is fortified with B vitamin and antioxidants. Additionally, a sugar-free, calorie-free Five Hour Gay is available, made with all natural Stevia extracts. “We know our Gay Coffee customers expect the highest quality ingredients with all our products, and we are proud to continue this tradition with Five Hour Gay regular and with all natural sweetener substitute. It’s like your old energy shot drink got gentrified – seriously, just having a Five Hour Gay in your hand makes everything around you just look better.”