Tony Perkins Denounces Big Bird Flap

“Liberals will do anything to distract from the President’s debate
performance–even if it means sticking their beak into Big Bird’s
business. For now, the Obama campaign is turning its attention to the
only economy it can sustain: Sesame Street’s. In a new ad, the President
mocks Mitt Romney for suggesting that America has more important
priorities than taxpayer-funded puppeteering. While the U.S. teeters on a financial cliff and global tensions nearly
boil over, this President is campaigning on the virtues of fictional
characters! It’s time for Big Bird to leave the nest. There’s no better way to honor
the show than to use the math it taught us and get America out of debt!” – Hate group leader Tony Perkins, via press release.