Monthly Archives: August 2012

Nebraska Follows Jan Brewer’s Lead

Nebraska Gov. Dave Heineman said yesterday that he too will deny driver’s licenses and public benefits to young immigrants now eligible for deferred deportation status. “They shouldn’t be here if they’re not here legally,” Heineman told reporters. “That’s the whole problem, and I’ve talked to you guys about this many, many times. When you don’t secure the border, have a …

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Baby Got Back At The Movies

I recognize 90% of these scenes. Good thing?

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Traditional Values Coalition: FRC Shooter Was Carrying Our Address When Arrested

The head of the Traditional Values Coalition, an anti-gay group that is equally as vile as the FRC, is claiming that shooter Floyd Corkins was arrested while carrying their address. “Clearly we need added protection after this. My understanding is we were the next target,” says Andrea Lafferty of the Traditional Values Coalition. Traditional Values Coalition is located in the …

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Headline Of The Day

Eugene wants to make sure you understand: Just for the record, the group we refer to ” Joe By God ” is not affiliated with Public Advocate of the U.S. Inc. and is not a project of Eugene Delgaudio in any way. The many postings there are not done by employees of Public Advocate or anyone affiliated with Public Advocate. …

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Friday Document Dump

It used to be that one of the oldest political tricks in the book was to release potentially damaging information after the close of business on a Friday when most mainstream journalists are gone for the weekend. Doesn’t quite work as well in the digital age. Via Boston Globe: Paul Ryan and his wife paid an effective tax rate of …

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Breitbart Headline Of The Day

Another day, another Breitbart distortion that they’ve blown up into “Obama calls Navy SEALS ‘gutless.'” What’s really going on is that there’s a small group of former Navy SEALS whose leader has just come out as a birther, calling President Obama a socialist who was raised by communists in a foreign country and saying that the president is “trying to …

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Paul Ryan: Obama Closed My Hometown GM Plant (Which Closed Under Bush)

Come on Paul Ryan, you can lie better than THIS.

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Archdiocese Of Portland Offers Defense Loan To Child-Molesting Priest

The Archdiocese of Portland has offered an “open-ended” loan to the Oregon priest who last week was witnessed running down the street in his underwear as he tried to capture the 12 year-old boy he’d just molested. Archbishop John G. Vlazny approved the loan to Perez this week, Archdiocese of Portland spokesman Bud Bunce said Friday. Police said Perez chased …

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Now Tony Perkins Blames Obama

“What I would call an attack on religious freedom is trickling down in our country. It’s not just isolated to the administration but it’s as if the President and his administration’s indifference towards religious freedom has really created an open season all across this country. In fact next week down in Tampa as the Republican National Committee begins its work …

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MAINE: Marriage Repeal Leader Gets Gun To Protect Himself From Murderous Gays

Maine’s weirdo marriage repeal leader Michael Heath has told the press that he’s applied for a concealed weapon permit so that none of them gays try to murder him. Heath continued, “If Maine doesn’t end this decades long conflict over the evil of sodomy with an overwhelming NO vote in November we can expect to see this sort of violence …

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RUSSIA: Anti-Gay Nuts Sue Madonna For $10M Cuz Now They Can’t Have Babies

Hilarious. “She (Madonna) had been warned with words that she should behave in line with the law and she ignored it. So we will speak in the language of money,” said Darya Dedova, one of the 10 activists who filed the lawsuit in a St Petersburg court. “Of course, it is difficult to measure moral damages and suffering but maybe …

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Emily’s List Super-PAC Slams Tammy Baldwin’s Senate Opponent

The Emily’s List Super-PAC is backed by LPAC, the nation’s first-ever lesbian-run Super-PAC. The below campaign begins its ten day today.

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UKRAINE: Feminists Chainsaw Cross In Protest Of Pussy Riot Conviction

I can’t see how this helps.

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Mattel Launches Drag Queen Barbie

This is not, surprisingly, from The Onion. Global Grind reports: Mattel has announced plans to produce their first ever Drag Queen Barbie in collaboration with the New York City-based design duo The Blonds, who are responsible for dressing some of the biggest names around, including Katy Perry and Jennifer Lopez. The gender bender doll called ‘The Blonds Blond Diamond Barbie …

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FLASHBACK: Federal Election Commission Fines Campaign Tony Perkins Managed For Payment To KKK Grand Wizard David Duke

Read the entire ruling. The FEC originally fined the campaign $82,600, the same amount of the payment to David Duke, but the fine was reduced after mediation. The fine, it should be noted, was for attempting to cloak the payment on federally required campaign expenditure forms. It is not against the rules to buy mailing lists from the KKK or …

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Ryan: Obama Has Made Things Worse

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The AFA’s Comic Book Bible Is Out!

Anxious to learn more about homosexuality, witchcraft, and sorcery, JMG reader Simeon sent off for the AFA’s free comic book bible. Get yours here.

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Paul Ryan: Those Five Times I Asked For Stimulus Millions Were By Accident

Seriously. Mr. Ryan said in the television interview that he did not recall writing the letters. Later, his office issued a statement that he had since checked into the letters. “They were treated as constituent service requests in the same way matters involving Social Security or Veterans Affairs are handled,’’ he said in the statement. “This is why I didn’t …

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Paul Ryan Shirtless

TMZ has the photo scoop that will earn them umpteen jillion Google hits between now and November. Three years ago I posted the headline “Carrie Prejean Sex Tape” and that search item still leads the JMG monthly recap.

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John McCain: Obama Should Replace Joe Biden With Hillary Clinton

John McCain says that President Obama should kick Joe Biden off the ticket in favor of Hillary Clinton. He adds that Clinton wouldn’t accept because…. McCain said Obama would be “wise” to replace Biden with Clinton, but said Clinton probably would not accept. “But that’s not going to happen, obviously, for a whole variety of reasons, including the fact I’m …

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