Monthly Archives: August 2012

Vote Satan 2012

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No Homocon 2012 For Porno Pete

At least he can still get in free at the Ybor City bathhouse. That special runs until the end of the week, Petey!

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Chris Matthews Vs Reince Priebus

Watch RNC chairman Reince Preibus squirm as MSNBC host Chris Matthews launches an epic rant denouncing the GOP for “playing the race card” and claiming that Obama wants to turn America into “another Europe.” Classic. The best bits are at the beginning and the end.

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God Sent Isaac Because Of Israel

World Net Daily of course. “This is the second straight Republican convention postponed due to a major hurricane,” points out Koenig. “And this is the third straight Republican convention that became secondary news due to a hurricane. Bush was pressuring Israel during the times of the 2004 and 2008 conventions.” Koenig links all three convention disruptions to platform committee decisions …

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Candy Samples – Bear Season

Candy Samples will debut her new track this weekend at Southern Decadence. The guitar solo is performed by the boyfriend of longtime JMG commenter Ish.

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Catholics: No Dinner For Obama

The American Life League is furious that Archbishop Timothy Dolan has invited the president to dinner. So furious, in fact, that their complaint is rendered in all caps. THIS INVITATION GIVES THE APPEARANCE OF GOOD FELLOWSHIP WITH A PRESIDENT WHOSE ACTIONS AND POLICIES ARE NO LESS HOSTILE THAN THOSE OF THE ROMAN EMPEROR DECIUS, WHO TRIED TO ROOT OUT THE …

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Famous Album Covers On Location

Buzzfeed has posted a compilation of famous album covers overlaid on their present-day Manhattan locations. The West Side Story soundtrack image was shot in Hell’s Kitchen. KISS posed on the corner of 23rd and Eighth in Chelsea. More here. Remember album covers? Weren’t they great?

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Anti-Obama Doc Scores Big At Box Office

Even though it only played in a fraction of the number of theaters that played the rest of the top ten, 2016 Obama’s America landed at #8 in this weekend’s national box office figures. Wingnuts sites are gleefully reporting multiple sell outs and standing ovations during the credits. The big story over the weekend was the success of documentary 2016: …

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Isaac Aims At New Orleans

The danger to the GOP convention has mostly ended as Isaac sets its sights on the Gulf coast. Wednesday, the day the storm is forecast to make landfall as a Category 1 hurricane, is the seventh anniversary of Hurricane Katrina slamming into New Orleans. Hurricane warnings have been issued for portions of the northern Gulf Coast as Tropical Storm Isaac …

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Exorcism World Tour

Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Satan tried to kill Bob Larson, but God supernaturally saved his life. Now, Bob is rapidly recovering from surgery and a heart attack, and he is back with a stronger anointing than ever. Bob has one mission in mind, to put the devil on notice: The captives will be …

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HomoQuotable – David Mixner

“It is not enough just to vote for Obama/Biden but we must turn out our vote. Reflect on the the results of last Friday’s CNN Poll to have all the proof you need to get busy now. When all voters were polled, President Obama defeats good ole Mitt by 52% to 43%. That is a nine point huge victory. However, …

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GOP Platform On Military Slams “Social Experimentation” On LGBT Rights

FRC president Tony Perkins engineered the GOP plank against same-sex marriage. And now it appears that the detestable Elaine Donnelly had a hand in the plank about gays in the military. President Obama’s expansion of gay rights in the military, including on-base same sex marriage and wearing uniforms in gay pride parades, would be radically yanked back in a Mitt …

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Fischer Quotes Coulter

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29 Years Of Holiday

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SPOILER: True Blood

Stay out of the comments if you’ve not yet seen last night’s Season Five finale. Otherwise dive in and dish the carnage.

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RNC Attendees Wail About Food Prices

Attendees at the Republican convention are shocked about the food prices and have taken their outrage to Twitter. Obviously none of them have dined in an airport. I expect we’ll see similar prices in Charlotte.

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Afternoon View – Central Park

Just a friendly warning. Or perhaps an invitation.

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Stefon Reviews The GOP Convention

Source: Everywhere on Facebook.

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Billboard Of The Day

McDonald’s has launched a lamb burger in Australia. The Serious Lamb Burger “is centered on a lamb patty made of egg, breadcrumbs, onion, parsley, rosemary, oregano and garlic.” Sounds baa-licious.

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Obama: Romney Wants A Do-Over

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