Mitt Romney: I Can’t Release Tax Returns Because It’s Against My Religion

“Our church doesn’t publish how much people have given. This is done entirely privately. One of the downsides of releasing one’s financial information is that this is now all public, but we had never intended our contributions to be known. It’s a very personal thing between ourselves and our commitment to our God and to our church.” – Mitt Romney, coming up with a new excuse in an interview with Parade Magazine.