Madonna’s Anti-Aging Machine

Madge’s stalkers have noted that when she leaves hotels her handlers follow with the above machine which is called the Intraceuticals Rejuvenate Oxygen Infuser. Product description:

Hyaluronic Acid is an ingredient found naturally in the skin. The lightweight version of Hyaluronic Acid in the Rejuvenate Serum is absorbed quickly by the skin for maximum dispersion of nutrients. Follow with Rejuvenate Hydration Gel with multi-weight Hyaluronic Acid that offers a reservoir of nutrients for the skin, finish with Rejuvenate Moisture Binding Cream containing multi-weight Hyaluronic Acid to hydrate the skin’s surface. The ultimate in intense hydration is now achieved and we call this Hyaluronic Layering.

One commenter on Buzzfeed snipes: “Well, the ‘machine’ is a plain, old oxygen concentrator found in nursing homes everywhere. This system is brilliant if you define ‘brilliant’ as ‘a great way to get stupid people to part with their money.'” As for me, I think she looks great.